We are the dog lovers and we love to hear about dogs. We have read and heard about good dogs. We have heard how good they are with the kids, how friendly they are with everyone in the house, how they go to walk and behave correctly, how brave they are to go to the battlefield or accompany postmen and how he comes running when their humans call them. Enough about good dogs! Bad dogs are lovable too so let’s hear from the bad dogs.
Clifford: Hi! I am a Golden Retriever, a big red dog. I have a good life because mommy and daddy have installed a swimming pool just for me. I love to swim. When they keep me in the house, I bark. When they tie me up, I bark. When they let me swim, I bark. So I have been to several animal behaviourists. They told me to get a job. So now I have a job. I pull the floating lounge chair around the pool with or without mom and dad. Now they have vertigo. Thanks to me. I sleep in the bathtub when the bedtime comes and I have scratched some holes in the tub in order to find a nice place to sleep. I like to steal everything I see. That’s my part time job.
Shadow: Hi! I am a five years old black Labrador. Once I gobbled a rock and after that when I became so lethargic mother (Susan Roe) took me to a vet. They found the rock on the x-ray so they decided to operate me on the next day and told Susan to keep an eye on me. I kept my family awake all night and the next day when mother took her eyes off me for a minute I pooped the rock out where mom could not see it. I was still taken to the hospital as nobody knew that. Doctors couldn’t find the rock after operating me. Later when Susan came back home she found that rock and she scolded me.
Tasha: Hi! I am Tasha. I am a beautiful chocolate coloured Labrador. I love chocolates. Once when Mommy (Amy Klodowski) hid a box of chocolate in her bedroom closet and went out with my family, I ate up all the chocolates. When she returned instead of scolding she became so worried and called the vets. I don’t know what the vets said. But Mommy thought I could fall ill and diarrhoea so she made me ingest peroxide so that I let all the chocolates out. And I let it out. And my chocolate far turned golden. Now I am more beautiful and proud retriever.
Tinsley: Hi! I am Tinsley and I am a black mix (beagle, Labrador and dachshund) dog. Once my mom (Amy Rhodes) and dad left me in their father’s house and they went on a trip. Without me! So one morning when no one was home I left for my own little adventure. I travelled the entire neighbourhood and when I heard them calling out name, I left for route 819. They even came there searching for me. But thank god there was bad traffic so even after they saw me I managed to escape and succeed my little adventure. It was my happiest day. I was running free. Later I slept off in some lady’s porch and the lady took me to the Humane Society to find my owners. It’s not that I couldn’t find them myself but I was kind of lost. Later they took me to home.
Bonzo: Hi! I am Bonzo. Mommy and daddy call me The Amazing Bonzo for what I did. I have a sister, Clemmentine (a pug) and a grandpa brother Thor (bull mastiff and shar pei mix). I used to chew everything up so mommy and daddy kept me in a crate when they were away. I was the youngest son so I did my duty. I terrorized my family with my mischievous works. One day when mommy and daddy left me opens in the house with Thor and Clemmentine for 3 hours and I became a bad boy. I never really like the carpet of the living room so I ripped that up. Then I dug up the plants from the kitchen and put them away in other rooms. And then I killed all our stuffed toys. When mommy and daddy returned Clemmentine (my evil sister) showed them everything I did. And they took me to a vet and got me checked up. Needless to say, I was in perfect health. What could happen to me? I was just redecorating the house. But now Clemmentine has become real sweet to me and she helps in all my missions. Thor gives us an ignorant look; we think that is probably because he doesn’t know the fun. After that day I got the name the amazing Bonzo from mommy (Denise Dumm).
The above stories are true. All of them and their owners exists or existed. I am just taking the credit of conveying their stories to our readers!